Cpt. Smurf

*blinks* Where else should it be? The Forum of Suspicion? *giggles at own joke*

*gasp* It's changed to a bouncy astronaut. Someone is messing with our minds... *stares at Nate's page*

Yeah, you're good at giving us these. And well done, Pol!

What is going on with the strange happy sun in the top left-hand corner of the default YWS skin (I don't know if it's on any of the others, can't ...

Umm... [spoiler]Was the parrot she bought not the same parrot that the pet=shop owner pointed out?[/spoiler]

Umm, this is difficult, so I'll just give a wild guess... [spoiler]The woman was dumb, so, as she never spoke anything, the parrot had nothing to repeat?[/spoiler] I think I've ...

[spoiler]She's too short to reach the 14th button?[/spoiler]

Oh, you can make another. I like trying to solve these things, but I really can't make them up.

Umm, shall I put it in spoilers? Well, I'm going to. I think I've got it right *crosses fingers* [spoiler]Your Aunt Hannah is blind, and the book was in braille.[/spoiler]

*gasp* *hides under anti-spy blanket*

Why...? Just... why?

The Gay Pride thread has been taken over by this topic recently, so I thought it best to start a thread of its own. A hundred or so years ago, ...

Pat Buchanan L9 sounds intriguing...

Brilliant! Ah, witty humour - it's the best kind!

Shall I put it in a spoiler? Oh well, I'll do it anyway. [spoiler]The answer is: Nothing. I've heard that one, so I suppose I'm cheating. But it feels so ...